hey there ;]

peclro:

i cant believe all dads were born today wow science is amazing

rabioheab:

ever notice that all of the teen pop sensations from the past few years have the initials JB? jonas brothers, justin bieber, joe biden 

faeriefountain:

E3 is my favorite religious holiday

ibock:

Type “xboxdone.com”

sONY ALL THIS SHADE HOLY SHIT

gold:

arsonnoir:

gold:

you’re kawaii desEW

Actually, the “u” in desu is silent.

wanna know what else should be silent?

u.

ectobiologist:

yeah i did like 100 push ups today

Fuck… that sophomore slump. 

nunderwater:

And in that moment I swear I still didn’t give a shit

The first time in a while I’m in the apartment alone.. what do I do? Have my own Korean karaoke session. I’M LEGIT SINGING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS HAHAHAHA. What am I doing… It’s finals week… CRIES GAH

bueno:

things i haven’t learned in high school

• how to pay bills
• how to buy a house
• how to buy a car
• how to apply for loans for college

but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function

sexcake:

*sees a hot boy*

thepyrolizard:

SO, Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix, right? I guess that’s when the books started getting

dead sirius

lliampayne:

do you ever sit with your friends and realize you’re the beyonce 

theonlymatty:

I dreamed a dream in time gone by, when grades were high and fucks worth giving. I dreamed no test would make me cry, I dreamed that curves would be forgiving. Then I was young and unprepared, and A’s were made and used and wasted. There were no extensions to be begged, no nights unslept, no effort wasted. But the finals come at last, with their laughter soft as thunder, as they tear your grades apart, as they turn your dream to shame.

Y’all didn’t have to be so fucking condescending… UGH. PEOPLE THESE DAYS..

jesuschristvevo:

can i set up an arranged marriage for myself

hausereiring:

roxion:

you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times

and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice

sburbs:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

thealbinoweave:

do you ever have so much to do that you just decide to take a nap

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